Whether
I was drunk, hung over, stoned, frying, baking, lightly sautéed,
tweaked, or even sober I have always gone to the edge of chemical
experimentation to bring to you, the imaginary reader, only the
finest in self aggrandizing propaganda - a page which I feel has
raised the bar on low expectations web authoring. Or lowered it.
Whichever is worse.
This
tradition was going well until a problem made itself evident...
I'm
going to run out of new drugs under the influence of which to
author the page by 2009!!!
Before
long, I will be forced to seek out alternative influences under
and about which to write. This would no doubt lead to such dubious
activities as freebasing SweeTARTS
and snorting dried yak piss.
Fuck
that.
In
order to avoid such atrocities, and maintain the 2 brain cells
I'm rubbing together to forge this crappy page, I'll be hunting
down a new gimmick for future editions. Worry not, I'll quite
likely still be well inebriated, with some help from a few cases
of Chateaux de Pabst Bleu Ribbon, but that will no longer be the
focal point of my ramblings. Not that there ever was a point -
or that it even matters.